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Traditional British Foods and Drinks

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What we can do for you

What we can do for you and your company

(An opportunity to be on a web site dedicated to traditional foods and drinks of Britain, and run by people who are passionate about them.)


What I would like to do for you!

In short I aim to provide:


A customised web page for twenty four pounds! (Actually its FREE at the moment, see ‘Costs’ web page)

A possible new customer in three clicks of the mouse!

A simple and inexpensive way to influence your own destiny!

A quick and effective alternative to an expensive web site!

A stepping stone to your web site, if you already have one!

No hidden extras!

A unique research facility, which leads back to you!


Want to join me by creating your own ‘Data Entry Space’?

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Want to know more? Read on!


A customised web page for twenty four quid? (FREE at the moment)

My overall aim is to create, and display, a unique web page, for you, on the global internet, accessible to all browsers (no membership, registration, subscription, fees or passwords), for twenty four pounds.

Committing to a full web site, as an experiment, is an expensive risk, particularly for a small company on a tight budget, and where do you start? Web site creation can be tricky. There are some great web site creators out there, and there are lots who just think they are great (I’ve met a few). An entry in our ‘Company Presentation Page’ database allows you to experiment for £24 rather than for the hundreds, or even the thousands of pounds, that a full web site would cost, and we can have you up and running in a few days. And when you get a new customer, via your ‘Customer Presentation Page’, then your page could paying for itself in a single sale.

Why not compare our prices with yellow Pages or any other form of effective national or local advertising? Can you beat £2.00 per month (less than the price of a ‘Bedfordshire Clanger’)?

A customised web page for twenty four pounds! (Or for nothing!)


A new customer in three clicks of a mouse!

Finding local producers on the internet is nearly impossible. Even after you have waded through the unwanted American search listings, fought your way past the irritating ‘directory’ or ‘listings’ web sites which give you endless pages of products and companies you didn’t ask for, you are then still faced with ploughing through many pages of search listings to find what you want. That’s always assuming the producer has a web site, and many new, small, or ‘cottage industry’ producers don’t, because they feel they are too expensive, too risky, too time consuming, or too scary. My web site only deals with food and drink so the only people looking at it will be those interested in food and drink. If you are on it then they will find you, via my rapid, and sophisticated, web site dedicated search engine.

So what I aim to do is to allow a potential customer to find you in three mouse clicks or less. At the same time I then enable that customer to find all the necessary information to take immediate action on their search results via telephone, text, email, internet ordering, or a personal visit. Interested persons can even email you direct from your ‘Company Presentation Page’.

A new customer in three clicks, or perhaps less! (less effort than eating a Goosnargh cake!)


Influence your own destiny

Your ‘Company Presentation Web Page’ has been designed to allow you to greatly influence the image you would like to present to the world, and also the search success, in exactly the same way as you could if you paid for a full web site.


Features of the Company Presentation Page:

1 – Control

You have control over the content! Your ‘Presentation’ page gives you much more than the name, address and telephone number you get on a ‘directory’ or ‘listings’ web site.

- You can paint a picture in words and images!

- Your words! Lots of space for your descriptions.


2 – Rapid Search

The web site is enhanced by the fast, sophisticated, site specific, ‘Crow Pie’ search engine with customised search options, allowing any browser to make a search as general, or specific, as they would like, thereby ensuring a customer finds the product or producer he or she is looking for. In detail:


A -The flexible search capabilities go beyond the limits of most search engines:

- Searches are not bound or limited by what you can type in one box!

- Searches are not bounded by political boundaries (i.e. county or national borders)!

- You can greatly influence a browsers search success (with the inclusion key search words or phrases!)


B – You can attract specific customers to your ‘Company Presentation Page’ by including:

- Search words that you personally think that your customers might use.

- By using local place, area or regional names, again, ones your customers might use.


3 – Links

- Included free is a direct link, from your ‘Company Presentation Page’, to a URL of your choice.

- Mentions within the ‘archive’ or ‘article’ pages may link directly to your company page (again free).



A quick and effective alternative to an expensive web site?

Quick?

Yes! I can have you up and running easily in a few days, possibly in a few hours if you have all your information to hand, and a credit card, and if I’m not out of the office photographing pies!


Inexpensive?

Yes! Where else can you have a customised web page for twenty four pounds? (Or for free?)


An alternative to a web site?

Yes and no!

Yes, your ‘Company Presentation Page’ will do exactly the same job as a web site, but also no!

No! Because my web site does more than any individual producers web site can achieve. You will be part of a food specific data search environment, one where even the smallest or most obscure company is easy to find. It’s no good having a web site if nobody can find it, so not an alternative, a vast improvement! And your ‘Presentation Page’ will link directly to your web site anyway (if you have one) our aim being to enhance the number of hits to your web site, not compete with it. How many clicks does it take for a stranger to currently find your web site?



A direct link to your web site, bypassing endless unhelpful listings and directories.

Already have a web presence?

If you already have a web site, or a page on a site, I will provide a direct link to it, free of charge, directly from your ‘Company Presentation Page’, thus allowing browsers to jump directly to your web site, or to your online ordering pages. The choice of link is yours. My aim is to enhance the potential of your web site, and increase the hit rate to it, not to compete with it. Your ‘Company Presentation Page’ should be a quick stepping stone to you or your web site.



No hidden extras!

I think we’ve all come across amazing deals which, when you read the fine print, ties you into a costly, or inconvenient arrangement. Not here! The aim is to create, and display, a web page for twenty four pounds. Resentment free! That’s it!

With me you get what you see, no hidden extras, no additional payment for extra hits, no financial punishment for being popular. It’s a one-off, annual payment which secures your presence on the global internet for a whole year.

Neither do I take commission or fees on hits, enquiries or sales (though I would insist on a minimum of a cup of tea if ever I was passing, sticky buns optional!).


The only hidden extras that you will discover are good ones. For example:

Profile enhancement! – In addition to your ‘Company Presentation Page’ your company will also automatically appear, free of charge, in:

- ‘Listings – by company name’ .

- ‘Listings – by product’


Archive mentions! – There is the possibility of mentions, or links in the educational ‘Glossary’ or ‘Archive’ pages, or be highlighted in other articles on the web site. These ‘mentions’ will be free, no cost, my pleasure!

You have the opportunity, at any time, to contribute to the raising of the profile of your product or industry through contributions to the ‘Gluttons Glossary’, or to the ‘Archive’ pages which link directly from them.



Web site Adverts?

No!

Visitors to the web site will not be bombarded with endless, nagging, irritating adverts when they view your page (e.g. pots and pans, amazing diets and genital enhancements). The aim is to create a stress free browsing environment, an experience any visitor will enjoy, free of the need to employ personal ‘marketing’ defence strategies. Your page is just that, your page!

No nasty hidden extras! (No maggots in this Cox’s Orange Pippin!)



A unique research facility which leads back to you!

Raising your profile – I have created a unique educational facility raising the profile of traditional foods and highlighting specific local industries and producers. Mentions of specific producers will lead directly back to their ‘Company Presentation Page’, free of charge!

Research facility – The ‘edification’ pages are a fantastic research facility to journalists, programme planners, cooks, chefs, caterers, students and history researchers, therefore creating the possibility that your product may reach a wider audience via other means, and through the enthusiasm and efforts of other people.

Calendars – Calendars of events are provided to assist individuals, families, and organisers to plan day visits, weekends and holidays, thereby encouraging the inclusion of traditional foods and drinks, and food events in any itinerary.



The interest is out there, many people want to support local, traditional and organic producers. Where are you? What do you do?


Click here to immediately begin creating your ‘Company Presentation Page’

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If you don’t have a regular or reliable internet link, how can you submit your company information and create a ‘Company Presentation Page’? Easy, click here to find out how:

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